Чтобы говорить на иностранном языке ,надо начать думать на этом языке.
To speak in a foreign language, you need to start thinking in that language.

Очень мало людей заинтересованы в иностранных языках.
Very few people are interested in foreign languages.Нельзя изучать иностранные языки ,и не писать на них собственные мысли...
You can not learn foreign languages, and not write on them your own thoughts ...Иностранные языки надо изучать не только за деньги ,а просто из удовольствия.
Foreign languages should be studied not only for money, but simply a pleasure.:p
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A man marries a deaf girl.He mimes: "let's make a code: if I want sex, I will squeeze your breast.In response, you can pull my penis once for Yes,and 50 times for No"

John asks his grandpa: "Do you still have sex with Granny?" Grandpa says: "Yes, but only Oral".John says: "what is oral?"Grandpa: "I say Fuck you, and she says:Fuck you too"
The 3 tragedies in a man's life:1- life sucks 2

A man is dying of cancer.His son: "Dad, why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??". Answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare to fuck your mother."

YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park

A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at the dinner table". The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey, would you please pass me the vagina?"

Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage as they finally realized with WISDOM that for 60 grams of sausage,it is not worth buying the whole pig............

of course you already heard this jokes but please forward to yours fiends to make the Indians HAPPY{Not all ,only one please master, please,please} ..

(Original received from my friend Anna)

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