Jokes 22:42
Lenin, Stalin and Marx board מועצת המנהלים ארוחות a train in Moscow bound מוכרח for Kiev that is scheduled to depart לוח-זמנים at 10 AM. At 10:05 Lenin says, “What is this?! I’ll get the train moving!” So Lenin goes forward קדימה and kills הרג the engineer and the conductor. כרטיסן Returning to the compartment, he says, “Now we’ll start moving.”

10:10 and the train is still. לא-נע Stalin says, “Ha, I’ll get us moving!” So Stalin steps out of the carriage, קרון-רכבת kills half of the people in the station and gets back onboard, where he boasts, התפאר “There, we’ll be moving now!”

At 10:15 Marx looks at the fuming זעם Lenin and Stalin, gets up and pulls down the shade מגן-שמש (במכונית) over the window. He says, “Don’t you see, comrades? The train is indeed קריאה המביעה אירוניה moving!”נע
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/06/top-ten-communi.html

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