14:15Гость. Uncategorised jokes → Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom 05.01.2010, Вторник
|Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in the UK. The 1st man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sink and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels) he loftily anounced to no one in particular:|
"At Oxford, I learned to be clean and sanitary." The man then left the bathroom with an air of pretension.
The 2nd gent zipped up, marched briskly to the sinks, and scrubbed his hands with much less soap and water than the first man, doing a splendidly thorough job nonetheless. As he was drying his hands (with just one paper towel), he severely announced to no one in particular:
" At Cambridge, I learned to be clean and sanitary, but I ALSO learned to be thrifty and environmentally conscious."
He then strode out of the bathroom with a purposeful air.
The 3rd man finished, zipped up, and ambled past the sinks to the door, muttering to himself:
"In Australia, we’re taught not to piss on our hands."
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