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There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."
The bartender says, "Why do you want a sho ... Читать дальше »
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him. "You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."



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Ты у меня смотри! Я где нормальный, а где и беспощаден.
Как вы строетесь! Бежите один по одному.
Нельзя все ломать, надо на чем-то и сидеть.
Значение синуса в военное время может достигать четырех.
В каком вы виде, товарищ курсант? Перед вами целый майор стоит.


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