A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the
race and says, ''All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to
shout, 'ALLLLEEE OOOP!' really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine.''
The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the
first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and t ... Читать дальше »

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts then waited for the profound wisdom of the psychiatrist to make him feel better.
The psychiatrist asked me a few questions, took some notes then sat thinking in silence for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face.
Suddenly, he looked up with an expression of delight and said, "Um, I think your problem is low self-esteem. It is very common among l ... Читать дальше »

Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to a local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn't do it."

The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh ... Читать дальше »

Мы на днях играли в объяснение слов, но не поодиночке, а ... парой!
там была колода карточек со словами, но мы потом успешно с детьми играли и без всяких карточек, придумывая каждый раз новые слова для объяснения.
Игра на объяснение слов, и умение взаимодействовать с партнёром по команде.
Возраст игроков от 6 лет
количество игроков — от 3 человек и больше
время игры от 5 минут
время на объяснение правил 2 минуты.
Для этой несложной словесной игры годится и нечётное число игроков, в чём ... Читать дальше »

Короткими перебежками от меня до следующего дуба.
Если вам не нравятся эти сборы, устроим вам более другие.
Командир батальона пешком не ходит, он берет с собой ГАЗ-66 или зампотеха.
Сурка образ ведете жизни, товарищи курсанты!
Сапоги надо чистить с вечера и утром надевать на свежую голову.


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