Aviation Jokes: Teaching the child

|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."

2. Илья Шальнов (Ilya_Shalnov)
Я при помощи Google переведу его на английский язык ,а может и на арабский ... Метаргем
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3.Сейчас уже 00-10 ..Мне 70-летнему пора спать ..
Я заглянул на интересные сайты Илья Шальнов (Ilya_Shalnov).
Они мне показались очень интересными ...
И мне понравилось ,что Илья приглашает к живому ,активному общению на иностранных языках...
Без такого активного ,человеческого общения нельзя ничего изучать ,а особенно языки.
Приглашаю и Илья Шальнов (Ilya_Shalnov) на мои дневники...
Это и не личные дневники ..
Это личный Форум разговора с умными людьми на разных языках о реальной жизни.
Спокойной ночи всем на сайте Виталия ...и Илья Шальнов (Ilya_Shalnov) в частности...

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly began to lose height and nose-down fly. Pilot desperately trying to equalize aircraft, but, given the heavy and very heavy aircraft, the pilot did not get to the administration. He gave orders to soldiers to throw things from the plane that it became easy. They threw guns. "Give more!" - the pilot shouts. They threw rifles. "More!" diminish it. And they threw missiles. And, finally, the aircraft levelled, and safely sat down. All military sit down in the car and leaving. Soon they noticed the boy who cries, they stopped and asked him: "What's wrong, why did he cry?" The boy says: "I played, and suddenly pistol fell from the sky and hit me on the head". Then they saw a crowd of people near another boy who cried more, they asked him why he cries, and he replied: "A rifle hit me on the head", they apologized and went further. And then they met a boy on the sidewalk, which is very laughed, they asked him: "A kid that funny?" The boy answered: "Simply, I suddenly sneezed and the house exploded."

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Этот автоматический перевод сделан за несколько минут...
Это черновик ,без уточнений.
Виталий ! Где же товарищи -любители изучения английского языка ?
Я ,конечно ,помещу свой исправленный после перевода Google на Метаргеме ...
Я очень надеюсь ,что на твоём сайте можно будет найти товарищей по переводу...Очень интересно будет сравнить перевод с украинского переводчика.
Так с интересом надо учить иностранные языки ...

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