An elderly lady phoned her local carrier to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called-and that on the few occasions when it did ring her pet dog always barked right before it rang. The phone repairman went to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile old woman. He climbed a nearby pole, hooked in his test equipment, and dialed her house. The phone didn't ring right away, but soon the dog barked loudly and it began to ring. Climbing down the pole the repairman found the dog ... Читать дальше »

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of
coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.





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The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains r
relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything
they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her
look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with
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Идем мы с другом, бывало, по минному полю, то он впереди, то я сзади.
Такому курсанту хрустальный хер дай, так он и его разобьет.
Если вы дурак и ничего не помните, то заведите себе записную книжку, вот такую, как у меня.
В институте вы можете ходить хоть в лифчиках, но перед военной кафедрой вы обязаны их снять.
Наша задача -- сделать из вас, молодых и неопытных девушек-студенток, искусных и знающих свое дело женщин-программистов. Этим займусь я и все офицеры нашей кафедры.
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