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Funny quotes:
"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and women lay better..."
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
The USA is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.

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There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his horse, lifted its tail and kissed the horse full on its rectum.
Repulsed, one of the women asked, "That's disgusting, why did you do THAT?"
To which the cowboy replied, "I've got chapped lips."
Confused, the women continued, "Does that make them feel better?"
"No, but it stops me from licking them!"
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One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
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Ну выпил стакан, ну два, ну бутылку, две, но зачем же напиваться?!

Товарищи курсанты! При обнаружении вспышки ядерного взрыва самое главное -- это повернуться к нему спиной, чтобы сталь со штыка не капала на органы воспроизводства или казенные сапоги.

Если человек поет, он либо пьян, либо придурок.

Захожу я как-то раз в тумбочку. Смотрю, там тапочки стоят по колено в грязи. Ну, думаю, эти тапочки у меня завтра в наряд пойдут!

Почему в каптерке люди, а никого нет?
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