"How many times have I told you to fall in for these formations on time, private Smith?"
"I don't know, sergeant. I thought you were keeping the score."
'If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college." "What did he say?" "He told me to leave college."
"Now, Mr. Blank," said a temperance advocate to a candidate for municipal honours, "I want to ask you a question. Do you ever take alcoholic drinks?"
"Before I answer the question," re
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