Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser."

"Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tappe ... Читать дальше »

He\'s going to Heaven

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go ... Читать дальше »

Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter with a porcupine.

After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, he returned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.

"Fifteen dollars, Ma'am," he answered.

"Why that's simply outrageous!" she stormed. "That's what's wrong with you Maine people, you're always trying to over charge summer visitors. Whatever do you ... Читать дальше »

Стратегия -- это пожелание того, как должен действовать вероятный противник.
Сейчас вы выглядываете из окна аудитории, а придет время, и вы выглянете в окно вверенного вам танка.
Вот где собака порылась!
Что с воза упало, того не вырубишь топором.
Почему у вас здесь водятся крысы и другие насекомые?


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ЮЖНАЯ ОСЕТИЯ
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Территория Южной Осетии 3900 км².
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Население – примерно 72 000 чел.
Население Южной Осетии состоит из осетин, грузин и некоторых других этнических групп, при этом осетинские и грузинские населённые пункты перемешаны друг с другом.
 9 января 1992 года Южная Осетия провозгласила свою независимость от Грузии. Офи ... Читать дальше »