A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said.
"What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher.
"What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse
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