Примета.
Если члены комиссии на вступительных экзаменах ржут над вашими ответами – это к армии.





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A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds: Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is good in bed. About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. "I'm here about your ad," he says. "You must be mistaken ... Читать дальше »

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's brain costs "30,000.00."

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The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S "What's that?", the patient asks. "It's a combination of Herpes, Encephalitis, Gonorrhea and Syphyllis." The patient wants to know if there's a cure, to which the Doctor responds, "We have to keep you in a hospital room and feed you nothing but pancackes." "Why only pancackes?", asks the patient. The Doctor answers, "They're the only thing that will fit under the door."




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Я кому вам говорю!
Сейчас вы в клетчатых рубашках, а придет время, смените их на защитного цвета фуражки.
Гусь свинье не помеха.
Я сказал хорек -- значит хорек и никаких сусликов!
Лицо курсанта должно выражать скорбь и задумчивость.



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Новорожденных москвичей в 2008 году родители называли не только такими популярными именами как Александр, Максим, Никита, Анастасия, Анна и Елизавета, но и такими необычными как Дельфин, Ангел, Ветер, Север, сообщила на пресс-конференции в РИА Новости в понедельник руководитель Управления ЗАГС Москвы Ирина Муравьева.

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