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Florizel as film character
Indeed, His Highness Prince Florizel next to the throne of Bacardi is not an Englishman, but without a doubt, is an Anglophile. Judging by his freeness manners in London, judging by he wanders around the dens of iniquity, and how without consideration, he controls the fates of British citizens, substituting with himself the local justice, - he is completely not a casual caller prince from Bacardi, but disguised himself Prince of Wels. By the way, committed by the filmmakers the ... Читать дальше »
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Business
Those who try to do something, and fail, are to be preferred to those who try to do nothing, and succeed.

A notice was put up on the door of an office: "If You Haven't Anything to Do, Don't Do it Here!"

Employee — "I have been here 10 years doing three men's work for one man's pay. Now I want a raise".
Employer (slightly Scotch) — "I can't give you a raise but if you'll tell me who the other two men are I'll discharge them".

"Have you ever been offered work?"
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Sentences with Implication
She — "You remind me of the ocean."
He —"Wild, romantic and restless?"
She — "No, you just make me sick."

"Harry, if I were to die, could you marry again? "
"That question is hardly fair, my dear,"
"Why not?"
"Because if I were to say "Yes", you wouldn't like it, and to say "Never again" wouldn't sound nice."

"Look here, now, Archie," said a father to his little son, who was naughty, "if you don't say your prayers you won't go to heaven."
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Сбор в 10 часов. У кого часы электронные -- в 1000 часов.
Как это голова болит? Это же одна кость, она болеть не может!
Сапоги жмут? Узких сапог не бывает, бывают неправильные ноги!
От вас столько же проку, как от стеклянного молотка!
Что писать на обложке политической тетради? Придумайте какую-нибудь цитату Ленина и напишите!


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