17:08Гость. nothing but a pair of Nike 11.01.2009, Воскресенье
|A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss|
program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in
nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs.
He calls the company and orders the 5-day 20lb weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in
excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the
next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting
in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when
he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs as
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-
day/50 pound program. 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the
phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely, ' he
replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
finds a huge, muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you,
your ass is mine.'
...He lost 63 pounds that week
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