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Гость. * The two ... men 11.01.2009, Воскресенье
On a chain of beautiful islands in the middle ofnowhere, the following people are stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Vietnamese men and one Vietnamese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning desert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are all living happily together in a "ménage a trois".

The two German men have a strict weeklyschedule of alternating visits to the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.

 The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the British woman.

 The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and immediately started swimming to another island.

 The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
 The two Vietnamese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, laundry and nail salon, and have
gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

 The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and setup
a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of
coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
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