13:59Гость. Funny quotes: 18.01.2009, Воскресенье
"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and women lay better..."
Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
If you think that sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it backwards.
The USA is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex.
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