21:49 Гость. At School 22.01.2009, Четверг |
 "Jim," said Brown, "what did you call your mother-in-law after you got married?""Well, I'll tell you," replied Jones, "for the first year I addressed her as "Say," and after that we called her "Grandma!" Teacher — "When was Rome built?" Percy — "At night." Teacher — "Who told you that?" Percy — "You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day." Prof.— "Name two pronouns. " Stude — "Who, me?" A Sunday-school visitor asked the children what he should talk about, and got an immediate answer: "Talk about three minutes." Sourse |
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