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Гость. At School 22.01.2009, Четверг
"Jim," said Brown, "what did you call your mother-in-law after you got married?"
"Well, I'll tell you," replied Jones, "for the first year I addressed her as "Say," and after that we called her "Grandma!"

Teacher — "When was Rome built?"
Percy — "At night."
Teacher — "Who told you that?"
Percy — "You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day."

Prof.— "Name two pronouns. "
Stude — "Who, me?"

A Sunday-school visitor asked the children what he should talk about,
and got an immediate answer: "Talk about three minutes."
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