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Гость. Army 22.01.2009, Четверг
"How many times have I told you to fall in for these formations on time, private Smith?"
"I don't know, sergeant. I thought you were keeping the score.

" Sergeant — "Did you shave this morning, Smith?"
Rookie — "Yes, sir."
Sergeant — "Well, next time stand closer to the
razor."

A soldier asked another: "What do you do when somebody puts you questions about some secret matters?"
"I begin whispering him some crazy answers."
"Why whispering?"
"Because many people believe everything you tell them — if you whisper it."
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