21:55 Гость. Army 22.01.2009, Четверг |
 "How many times have I told you to fall in for these formations on time, private Smith?""I don't know, sergeant. I thought you were keeping the score. " Sergeant — "Did you shave this morning, Smith?" Rookie — "Yes, sir." Sergeant — "Well, next time stand closer to the razor." A soldier asked another: "What do you do when somebody puts you questions about some secret matters?" "I begin whispering him some crazy answers." "Why whispering?" "Because many people believe everything you tell them — if you whisper it." Sourse |
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