13:42Гость. Family & Marriage 23.01.2009, Пятница
|"Darling, I have to go to New York on busi¬ness," said the young married man. "It will only take about three or four days and I hope you won't miss me too much while I'm gone, but —"|
"I won't," answered his young wife, positively, "because I'm going with you."
Advice to Persons about to Marry: Don't.
"What did you divorce your husband for?"
"Two hundred dollars a month."
A young seaman asked an old sea wolf — "Do such ships like ours often sink?"
"No — not often. Only once", was the reply.
"When we arc married I must have three ser¬vants."
"You shall have twenty, dear, but not all at once."
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