13:42 Гость. Family & Marriage 23.01.2009, Пятница |
 "Darling, I have to go to New York on busi¬ness," said the young married man. "It will only take about three or four days and I hope you won't miss me too much while I'm gone, but —""I won't," answered his young wife, positively, "because I'm going with you." Advice to Persons about to Marry: Don't. "What did you divorce your husband for?" "Two hundred dollars a month." A young seaman asked an old sea wolf — "Do such ships like ours often sink?" "No — not often. Only once", was the reply. "When we arc married I must have three ser¬vants." "You shall have twenty, dear, but not all at once." Sourse |
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