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Court and Justice
Judge (in dentist chair) — "Do you swear that you will pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?"

"Have you ever appeared as a witness in a suit before?" asked the prosecutor,
"Why of course!" replied the sweet young thing.
"Will you please tell the jury just what suit it was?"
"It was a blue suit," she replied quickly, "with white collar and cuffs, and buttons all the way down the front."
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