17:19 Гость. Sentences with Implication 26.01.2009, Понедельник |
 Sentences with ImplicationShe — "You remind me of the ocean." He —"Wild, romantic and restless?" She — "No, you just make me sick." "Harry, if I were to die, could you marry again? " "That question is hardly fair, my dear," "Why not?" "Because if I were to say "Yes", you wouldn't like it, and to say "Never again" wouldn't sound nice." "Look here, now, Archie," said a father to his little son, who was naughty, "if you don't say your prayers you won't go to heaven." "1 don't want to go to heaven," sobbed the boy; "I want to go with you and mother." "There ought to be a special place in Heaven for ministers' wives." "Perhaps you're right," responded the minis¬ter's wile, "but I would much rather go with my husband." Judge (sternly) — "The next person who inter¬rupts the proceeding will be sent home." Prisoner — "Hooray!" "How do you like bathing beauties?" "Can't tell. I never bathed any." "What did you divorce your husband for?" "Two hundred dollars a month." "I got a real kick of kissing Jane, last night." "Any more than usual?" "Yea, the old man caught me." "Don't you find writing a thankless job?" "On the contrary, everything I write is re¬turned to with thanks." Sourse |
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