After the post communist chaos a delegation goes to Stalin who lives comfortably in hell in good company. Come back Comrade Stalin and sort out our troubles. After some thinking he agrees but there is one condition. No more Mr Nice Guy.

Radio Yerevan Brain Trust 1964: Is it possible for Finland to became a communist country?
Yes, but it would be such a pity.
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