An American comes home one day and finds his wife in bed with another man. He calls his analyst.
A German comes home one day and finds his wife in bed with another man. He calls his lawyer.
A Frenchman comes home one day and finds his wife in bed with another man. He calls his mistress.
An Englishman comes home one day and finds his wife in bed with another man. He calls the dog and goes for a walk.
A Russian comes home one day and finds his wife in bed with another man. He goes p
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After the post communist chaos a delegation goes to Stalin who lives comfortably in hell in good company. Come back Comrade Stalin and sort out our troubles. After some thinking he agrees but there is one condition. No more Mr Nice Guy.
Question: What does the Neutron Bomb have in common with DDR coffee?