Gorby and Reagan are stranded on an island and find a bottle. They open it and out comes a genie. He says, "I will give you one item, but I must warn you that you will die on this island". So they both decide they want a newspaper from 15 years in the future.
Poof, the paper appears in the sand.
Gorby grabs the paper and turns to the financial page and begins laughing and states, "your Reaganomics have plunged the USA into the deepest recession ever!"
Reagan grab
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У меня сыну полгода. Сказать "в рот мне ноги" он пока не может, зато делает по пять раз на дню.
>что-то гугль по запросу "businassman" всякую чушь выдает...
Brezhnev turns up at a camp in deepest Siberia. It is a snap inspection so he requests that everybody turns out on parade. he mounts the platform and starts his address....."Comrade Sailors of the Soviet navy.....".... there is a sharp tug on his arm - he stops and then restarts in exactly the same way. There is another sharp tug and this time a voice says...." Comrade president sailors have stripes that run horizontally - these are vertical....."
A KGB officer is walking in the park and he sees and old Jewish man reading a book.