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Lenin, Stalin and Khrushchev are traveling together in a train, when it suddenly stops. The workers inform that there are no more tracks ahead, and the journey cannot continue.

Lenin suggests that all employers and passangers should join hands and remove the tracks behind the train and put them ahead, and that way the train can advance.

Stalin suggests to find the people responsible for the missing tracks an shoot them.

Khrushchev says that both Lenin and Stalin got it all wrong, and t ... Читать дальше »
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First heard this in the late-70s':-

Q. What's the definition of a string quartet?

A. A Russian symphony orchestra after a tour of the West.

 

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Brezhnev was piloting a plane of officials when he ordered them to climb out and hold onto the wings to stabilize the plane. When the plane stabilized he pronounced the fact and all the officials then clapped furiously.
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