Recalled from a kids' TV show in the seventies:

An inquisitive Soviet worker stops an English tourist in Red Square.
"So tell me," he demands, "what's it really like in the west?"
The tourist thinks for a moment then shrugs. "It's okay. You know, can't complain."
This surprises the worker. "Then it's just like over here. Can't complain either."
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/06/top-ten-communi.html