12:27 Гость. Jokes 22.07.2008, Вторник |
 Here is my favorite:It is the time of Glasnost and the Soviet state is showing a kinder, gentler face. But, still there are shortages. An old man and his wife are waiting patiently in line to get into a store to buy a half kilo of meat when the store manager comes out and tells the line "we are out of meat--go home."
The old man goes ballistic and starts screaming to anyone who will listen: " "Is this what we have suffered for? Is this the communist dream? I fought valiantly and hard in the war for the Motherland, expecting that we would be building a socialist state. I didn't complain. After the war we had shortages, but I worked hard, expecting improvements. And now, after 50 years, we can't supply meat to the citizens! The Soviet Union is an utter failure!" A big plain clothes policeman comes up to him, pulls him away from the others, and cautions him to calm down. "You say there are no improvements in our society" he whispers to the old man. "But we have evolved. Remember what would have happened if you had made an outburst like this under Stalin." And he make his hand into a gun and pretends to shoot the old man. The old man walks back to his wife who asks what the policeman had told him. "It is worse than we feared. The government is out of bullets."
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