A sociologist as an experiment puts two men and one woman of four different nationalities on four desert islands, and comes back after 6 months to find out how they've got on. He comes to the English island, and finds the three sitting on the beach exactly where he left them. On asking why, one of the men says nervously "Well, you didn't actually introduce us." He goes to the Italian island, and finds the woman sitting all alone on the beach. She explains: "The two guys, they kill each other fighting over me, so I am left all alone." He goes to the French island, and finds one of the men tending a beautifully-kept vegetable garden outside a pretty cottage. The Frenchman explains: "Well, for 2 weeks I go off with the woman into the forest, and he does the garden, then for 2 weeks, he goes off with the woman, and I do the garden." The sociologist finally gets to the Russian island, and finds the two men sitting at either end of a long table covered in green cloth, making long boring speeches to each other. "Where is the woman?" he asks. One of the men turns to him and says "Comrade, the masses are in the fields, working."