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"they're all bleeding Communists!" 13.07.2008, Воскресенье
When Bulganin & Kruschev visited UK in 1956 they looked around a factory.
Talking to the workers, they asked what hours they worked : "We start at 8am, have an hour for dinner & leave at 5pm."
"But, in Russia, we start at 6am, no break, & leave at 6pm,"
"You won't get them to do that here, mate" said the foreman, "they're all bleeding Communists!"
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exploits 13.07.2008, Воскресенье

This one was popular in Czechoslovakia in the late 80s.

A worker asks another:
-Do you know what's the difference between capitalism and communism? In capitalism, the man exploits the man.
-And in communism?
-It's exactly the other way around.
http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/06/top-ten-communi.html

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a black cat in a dark room 13.07.2008, Воскресенье
Philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room.
Marxist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, only there is no cat.
Marxist-Leninist philosophy is like looking for a black cat in a dark room, only there is no cat but every now and again you shout "I've got it, I've got it."
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