Bunch of Russians are sitting in a bar. One of them, pretty drunk, mouths off, "Communists are assholes."

Comes a voice from the other end of the bar, "Hey, I resent that."

"Why" asks the first guy, "are you a communist?"

"No", comes the retort, "I'm an asshole."

http://timesonline.typepad.com/comment/2008/06/top-ten-communi.html