22:36 Гость. Jokes 26.07.2008, Суббота |
 Here are a couple I picked up in the USSR:Gorbachev and his colleagues find themselves stymied trying to unite Russians behind perestroika. One of them mentions the tale that the spirits of the dead can be contacted through a night séance on the Sea of Azov. They decide to try it and seek the wisdom of past leaders.
Out in the boat, Gorbachev yells into the darkness, “Great leaders of Russia, come forth and give us your wisdom”. At the bow a face materializes: it is Josef Stalin. Somewhat shaken, Gorbachev continues. “Uh, Father Stalin, Russia is in chaos. How can we unite our people for the greater goal?” Stalin replies, “First, you must arrest and execute one out of every ten people. Then you must paint Sheremetyevo Airport bright yellow. Says Stalin, “Ah, good, you learn quickly!” |
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