22:42 Гость. Jokes 26.07.2008, Суббота |
Lenin, Stalin and Marx board a train in Moscow bound for Kiev that is scheduled to depart at 10 AM. At 10:05 Lenin says, “What is this?! I’ll get the train moving!” So Lenin goes forward and kills the engineer and the conductor. Returning to the compartment, he says, “Now we’ll start moving.” 10:10 and the train is still. Stalin says, “Ha, I’ll get us moving!” So Stalin steps out of the carriage, kills half of the people in the station and gets back onboard, where he boasts, “There, we’ll be moving now!” At 10:15 Marx looks at the fuming Lenin and Stalin, gets up and pulls down the shade over the window. He says, “Don’t you see, comrades? The train is indeed moving!”
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