Lenin, Stalin and Marx board a train in Moscow bound for Kiev that is scheduled to depart at 10 AM. At 10:05 Lenin says, “What is this?! I’ll get the train moving!” So Lenin goes forward and kills the engineer and the conductor. Returning to the compartment, he says, “Now we’ll start moving.”

10:10 and the train is still. Stalin says, “Ha, I’ll get us moving!” So Stalin steps out of the carriage, kills half of the people in the station and gets back onboard, where he boasts, “There, we’ll be moving no ... Читать дальше »

Here are a couple I picked up in the USSR:

Out in the boat, Gorbachev yells into the darkness, “Great leaders of Russia, come forth and give us your wisdom”. At the bow a face materializes: it is Josef Stalin.

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Brezhnev went to Paris on a trade mission. While he was there, his hosts took him to a strip show. A Western businessman bragged to him, "Of course, Communism could never produce anything like this."

I'll show you a thing or two, thought Brezhnev. He turned to an aide and said in Russian, "Next month, I want you to open the world's finest strip club. Spare no expense but hire only longtime Party members of proven loyalty. Understand?"

"I'll see to it at once, Comrade Secretary!" Next month, the ... Читать дальше »

В Объединенных Арабских Эмиратах был обнаружен человек, претендующий на звание самого старого в мире. По документам, жителю Аль-Айна по имени Насир Аль-Нажри исполнилось уже 135 лет, сообщает Arabian Business.

Семья долгожителя планирует связаться с представителями Книги рекордов Гиннесса, чтобы зарегистрировать Аль-Нажри в качестве самого старого человека на планете. В настоящее время это звание принадлежит американке Эдне Паркер, которой в 2008 году исполнилось 115 лет.

Сам пот ... Читать дальше »